Hi all! I’m hoping someone has a yoga alternative recommendation for me, google has proven itself to be useless in this effort.
Basically, I find yoga boring. Unbelievably boring. Too crunchy granola, too “let’s get close to the Earth Mother”, too... bland. I find myself getting borderline mad when I try to follow a yoga video because it just seems like it’s trying so hard to be something. To be fair, yoga is an excellent workout. I love that part of it. And I am a high stress, high intensity person. And I feel like I’m going to fall asleep listening to Moon Grass Leaf Flower tell me more about how the fetal position reminds her to bring reusable bags to the grocery store. Get off your high horse, Moon Flower! We all have bags!
If anyone has seen the “f*** off: a guided meditation” on YouTube, that’s basically what I’m looking for, but add some tree poses and shit. Or maybe the answer is I will never be a Yogi and will have to settle for some kind of stretchy thing with someone yelling the whole time, but I really want to like yoga! Any help is greatly appreciated, fellow losers. Appreciate you all!!
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